what the heck is this guy looking at!! It's amazing what you find in your pictures. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I must have a nice looking bum. :)




We would like to take this time to remind our readers that Michael is occationally full of himself and therefore his statement about his nice looking bum should therefore be taken with a grain of salt.

Many of you may know a lot about me, but one thing you don't know is that over the years I have strived to come up with sold evidence to disprove the evolution theory. I was very close to what I thought to be my crusading break through in the fight against the scientologhy fanaticts. Just recently, flipping through my honeymoon pictures, my beliefs were caught up, and executed like a belligerent prisoner. To my dismay I had unwittingly found the missing link, you can see it in the above picture, the grotesque figure of an obvious half man half ape. Although this new evidence seems detrimental to my studies, I will prove to the world that he was merely a man in make up, and lots of fake hair, sent to attempt to stop me in any further investigations. I will keep you posted on my progress.

This posting is supported by the (C.A.R.D) Christians Against Recreational Drinking. Ya were not only about the drinking. If you wish to support this brave individual in his quest to rid the world of lies, please feel free to send donations to him.
He gives his word that he will use the funds only for research, and not to buy a new plasma screen TV. Because if he did he knows he would be on his way to HELL.